Name: Coffee Dad No Talkie Shirt
Brand: Okum Tees
Price: 25.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$25.99

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width	18.0	20.0	22.0	24.0	26.0
Length	27.0	29.0	30.0	30.0	32.0
Sleeve Length	8.9	9.2	9.5	9.5	10.0

All measurements in inches • Measurements may vary ±1"

2XL

Color — Bay

Bay

Mustard

Ivory

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Every family has one — the dad who absolutely cannot function before that first cup of coffee. This Coffee Dad – No Talkie Before I Get My Coffee shirt captures that morning mood perfectly with a grumpy cartoon dad clinging to an oversized coffee mug in his pajamas. Funny, relatable, and spot-on, it makes a great Father's Day gift, birthday present, or just a treat for the coffee-obsessed dad in your life.

Comfort Color Shirt
100% cotton
For best results, wash inside out on a gentle cycle with cold or lukewarm water.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry to keep your tee looking fabulous!

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