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This front-print design is for anyone whose face has never once kept a secret. Bold mixed-style lettering stacks up a confession that's painfully relatable, big block letters punctuated by a script line through the middle, all finished off with a tiny heart for good measure. Simple black lettering keeps the whole thing punchy and easy to read.
It's blunt and a little self-aware, the kind of design that owns the fact that some faces just can't help themselves. No filter required, it says exactly what the wearer's expression has probably already said a hundred times today.
Wear it for a long day at work, a family get-together that's bound to test your patience, or any outing where you want your shirt to confirm what everyone already suspects. It's an easy throw-on for running errands or hanging out with the people who already know exactly who you are.
This one makes a hilarious gift for the friend with zero poker face, a sister who's been told to "smile more" one too many times, or anyone who's made peace with their own facial expressions. It's a fun pick for a birthday or a "this is so you" surprise.
Because honestly, the face usually gets there first anyway.
