Name: Christmas Calories Don't Count Shirt
Brand: Okum Tees
Price: 35.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width	18.0	20.0	22.0	24.0	26.0
Length	27.0	29.0	30.0	30.0	32.0
Sleeve Length	8.9	9.2	9.5	9.5	10.0

All measurements in inches • Measurements may vary ±1"

2XL

Color — Light Green

Light Green

Bay

Ivory

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Cookies? Absolutely. Cocoa with whipped cream? Obviously. Second helpings of everything? It's Christmas — it doesn't count. This fun retro holiday tee features a colorful spread of Christmas tree cakes, a gingerbread man, candy canes, star cookies, and a cozy cocoa mug, all surrounded by pastel stars.

Comfort Color Shirt
100% cotton
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